What I Remember Out Of 2013
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- the mishapocalypse
- 'let me explain you a thing'
- ”(ʘ‿ʘ )ノ✿ hold my flower”
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
slytherin corresponds roughly with the element of w a t e r
my stepmom came back from a business trip to toronto and she brought back some chocolate for us
my little sisters got fucking mini kinder eggs
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
In Turkey you can go from Asia to Europe in 7 minutes
You don’t need to rub turkey in my face
I can’t stop laughing at my webcam folder
Sometimes there are pretty selfies like
BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS
If I don’t stop
I’m going to die
Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..
Now this iswhy
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED
A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
Loki’s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.