"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."
"That’s good of him."
-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier
I couldn’t resist
lila just dumped the entire contents of my backpack on the floor are you serious right now
fire emblem is really good at making horses materialize out of nowhere
don’t talk to me abt lyon because i will get so upset and probably whine at you like the small and upset child i am
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
Now that it’s been revealed that the Pikachu costumes will appear in battle, I’m going to fight Groudon and Kyogre, controllers of the weather and destroyers of continents, using this
"Satoru Iwata also mentioned that several other titles are in development exclusively for the New Nintendo 3DS. These will not be playable on the old 3DS models."
so many parents of Autistic kids talk about how tragic it is that their kids won’t hug them or be affectionate but like
kids are not machines made to give you love and niceness
your kids are not responsible for making you feel loved and good about yourself. they are not supposed to be your parents they’re your kids